That Thing You Just Registered For? Yeah it SUCKS ... Here's Why!

Dear You, Thanks for opting in – details are on their way to you via my team of monkeys who will send it via teh interwebs (in other words it’s on it’s way - check your email inbox.) But what I’d like to talk to you about in the meantime is this …

The Thing You Just Opted in For SUCKS!


It's weird for me to say that. I know. But look - The content and the workouts are good. Really good. A decade of work gone into it. A lot of people have registered, taken action, and completely transformed their health based on my advice [which often goes against the grain] However here’s my main issue with it. It’s not specific to you. I couldn’t do a video  for everybody’s specific situation (My wife would divorce me, I’d get fat, and probably die a lonely and boring old man. Not cool) And some of my clients are happy with general advice. BUT – others - possibly you -  really need help working a plan into their specific situation. And look, that’s fair enough. Your body and lifestyle is a little bit different to mine, to the next person, and the next – that’s because YOU are a little bit different. Each human body reacts differently, which is why I hate one-size-fits all approaches to any thing health or fat loss related. YOU have specific goals, YOU have specific time constraints, YOU have specific needs.

So, How Can YOU Make It Work For You?


You’ve registered for the kick ass videos and workouts. I know you’ll get an incredible amount of value out of it, as I’ve put my best content I’ve learned over the past decade. However, if you’re the kind of person who – like me – learns best by talking things through with somebody and getting personalised attention, by working out a specific day-to-day plan, and by getting more guidance... If you find you can better understand stuff with a mentor, someone who has been there done that, then you should totes take advantage of my …

Free 14-day Personal Training Trial


But be warned – I'm not going to tell you to "OHMMM" your way to a 6-pack. [Like in the book The Secret says. HINT: that doesn't work]

Here's what you receive:

- Up to 8 x personal training sessions

- A copy of my proven meal plan

- Recipe guide

- Guidance and education to make the best start possible in 2014

Who This Isn't For


I don’t work with whingey, whiney, excuse making clients… or people who listen then take no action on my advice. Nothing against you, but my strategies simply don’t work for you unless you are a straight up action taker who doesn't stuff around. If you want a “crash” diet, then isn’t for you either. I can show you how to lose fat quickly, but what’s more important are the long-term results. But it’s going to be damned hard work [just like anything worth having.] I don’t work with douchebags. If that’s you … take a good look in the mirror. And close this screen. I deal with workers. Action takers.  Clients who are willing to roll up their sleeve, follow a plan to the tee, and get to work.

What Happens Next?


You’re still reading this?! Then you MUST be awesome!! Simply enter your details and one of my team or I will be in touch within a day or so to book in a start time. It's that simple. So enter your details we will be in contact shortly to help get in the shape of your life 🙂

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- 14-day personal training trial

- 14-day Nutrition guide to kick start any body type

- 14-day recipe guide for you to follow

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